.I have a secret.

No, it is not about me. No, I am not pregnant. No, I am not trying to get pregnant. No, I am not moving. I promise, it is none of the above - do not assume it is and get your hopes up {Mom & Dad I'm lookin' at you}.
That being said, I have a secret and it's awesome and pretty soon I can share it. Until then I just have to squirm and bite my tongue...boo.